The Vernon Koekemoer

Vernon Koekemoer - Watch the full interview on www.shine2010.co.za

I love Vernon - most aamazing story of viral internet fame

Vernon Koekemoer at it again. This time in Evolver''s new music Video "Pretty Thing"

Is the whole Vernon Keokemoer thing dead now? If not =) They say Vernon Koekemoer is the virgin Mary, he gave birth to Chuck Norris, formerly known as Jesus Crist. The reason Vernon Koekemoer doesn''t wear a cross on his necklace is because he gave birth to God. They say that Vernon Koekemoer can inpregnate woman simply by staring at them Weights don''t shape Vernon Koekemoers Muscles. His muscles shape weights The reason Vernon Koekemoers clothes are always so small is because he only wheres the clothes of his victims. Protein Shakes are a Bi product of Vernon Keokemoers sweat. They say that under Vernon Koekemoers pants there awaits another fist. I know this only because you see the knuckles due to the shortness of his pants. (Gives new meaning to fisting doesn''t it :P) Vernon Koekemoer punches so hard that even death people hear the crack and even blind people see the flash. Vernon Koekemoers pants are so short that even blind people see what lies beneath. K well I though most of those up, they''re probably used in the Chuck Norris some or other way, just putting them in different context.

Send Vernon to Zim!!!!

haha @ Null that makes sense

Vernon Koekemoer is the Stig

James Cameron wanted Vernon Koekemoer to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger instead