Our New Religion

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Name: Our New Religion
Category: Just For Fun - Fan Clubs
Type: This group is open and anyone is free to join and invite friends.
About: Our new religion is called "Ungroupism"®. It differs from our major competitor, the other cult religion, Anonymous Alcoholism®, in a number of important ways.
First off, we never have any meetings. Attending meetings would be very unUngroupistic.
Also, Ungroupism as such ought never be organized, so it isn't. There is no national headquarters, nor any state or local offices, either. If you want to contact the President of Ungroupism, or the Board of Directors, or the Trustees, you can't, because there aren't any.
In addition, we are so anonymous that we don't give out any of our names, first or last, or even our initials. And since we never have any meetings, there is no way you can figure out who we are.
The only requirement for membership in Ungroupism is a desire to stop going to lunatic meetings.
Each ungroup has but one primary purpose -- to carry the message to the meeting maker who still suffers.
Our major competitor likes to brag that their religion was founded by "a Wall Street hustler who helped an Akron rectal surgeon through his last binge." Oh yeh? Well our religion was founded by a psychopathic serial killer who ate his last victim, so our religion is much better than your religion, thank you.
You can join our fellowship, and become a member, any time you wish, just by saying that you are a member, but we don't. We are firm believers in the wise alcoholic teachings of our patron saint, W. C. Fields, who said, "The reason I don't belong to any clubs is, I would never join a club that would have me as a member."
If you don't understand this, it's because you are not working a strong enough program.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.

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  • F*n A+... Fantastic speech...VIVA...
    tumidee - Posted 41 months ago
  • i have joined to voice my support for this, knowing that be joining this group i am being somewhat of a hypocrite, so in true Ungroupist ® fashion, i will resign from this group to continue the good work....
    lumukanda - Posted 41 months ago

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