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He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing
to put in it
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit
on the sofa and do nothing but fart

He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money
I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the
fridge.

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  • Haha
    monkie - Posted 31 months ago
  • Ummmmm. You made all that up didn't you?
    Unlikeyou - Posted 31 months ago

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