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Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the

other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights

off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into

the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the

stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and

pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife

STILL wakes up, and Yells at me for staying out so late.



His friend looks at him and says " Well, you're obviously taking the

wrong approach.

I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard

into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the

closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass

and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!! "And she acts like she's sound asleep!

Works Every Time!!