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Some things in life are just plain ironic... Last night the tap in my kitchen popped off and half my flat was flooded. So while stomping around my tiled swamp i came to the startling realisation that even though my flat resembles a prehistoric puddle of dino pee... At least the floors are clean.
The point is I didnt dwell on the fact that my stove is ruined or that my couches are wet...but I chose to see the beauty of it all... Just yesterday morning I said 'hmmm maybe I should wash the floors' ..and look its been washed. Irony is the most increadible thing isnt it?

For that matter so is being random. I mean seriously... Im not random, theres just alot of thoughts in my head you should know..sharing is caring and Procrastination is better left for another day [I'll think of something witty to say about it later] ...

I've always believed in karma and that everything happens for a reason...its like knowing that pushing things around might get you ahead in life except through the door to 'heaven' as its marked pull. Now I'm not sure how many of you will see the beautiful irony in that.

Even the irony of education vs experience tickles me.. Education might be what you get from reading the manual, but experience is what happens if you dont...

So in short, see the funny side of things and accept the beauty in irony... See the simple facts that make life so interesting often elude us all...and i guess for each person lifes philosopy is different... Mine is simple depending on the situation Im in... Like when you have to make a choice... I firmly believe that when faced with choosing between two evils, you should always pick the one u havent tried. If you only dread one day at a time it makes things so much simpler...
I often sit and wonder about first moments in history...like who the first person was to drink mill...did he just look at the cow and think 'hmmm i think I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when i squeeze 'em' ...that just proves that two things are infinate..curiosity and stupidity, although im not too sure about curiosity being infinate. When it comes to simple every day philosophies I believe in cooking with wine, and sometimes even adding it to food. Dont be afraid to try new things..except Scottish food. My theory on that is that all Scottish quisine is based on a dare....
See now heres where most people dont understand me.. Im a little off centre but I believe sanity might be calming but madness is more interesting...even in situations where gossip is involved...its a proven fact that your life will always be more interesting to others..so try not to talk about yourself too much, as others will do that for you after u leave.
I also dream of a better world, a world where theres no prejudice or gossip, a world where the proverbial chicken can cross the road without having its motives questioned.
Its a simple concept to grasp and everyone makes mistakes, but only the smart ones make mistakes when no one is looking....

Some things in live is inevitable..like death, illness and love..when it comes to love..it isnt the desperate sound of a violin moaning asif dying..rather its the triuphant twang of a bed spring that makes more sense...so in short love is worth believing in...but dont die for your belief in anything...you might just be wrong...
My take on depression also might seem a bit wacky, but i believe depression is just anger without enthusiasm...just think about it for a second. Anger can drive you to smack something, where depression drives you to gnaw at your own wrists... Lack of enthusiasm there i'd say...
So yes, i might be a bit strange and a little shallow, but theres nothing wrong with being shallow if your'e insightful about it.
Its like knowing light travels faster than sound, thats why alot of people appear bright until you hear them speak....so yeah...be kind to them and learn from them...[even though i believe the word 'studying' is derived from the words 'students dying']... And remember that mosquitos are the superior entity’s way of making us slap ourselves.....