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NEW VERSION OF THE LORD'S PRAYER

Our father who art in heaven.
[she died two years ago]
I could tell you her name but I won't
May I have a piece of her kingdom or at least her porno collection?
she gave me bread [actually just flour and yeast and I made my own bread]
I forgave her for it though....[I am a Baker now]
Anyone who trespasses into my bakery will be prosecuted.
Anyway she is dead now may her soul rest in peace....[Forever and ever]
Amen.


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  • In what sense is it the LORD's? Putting Our father before any sentence doesn't do it much like dressing up in an academic gown doesn't make you an academia!
    gr8nft - Posted 16 months ago

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