'Lie back and think of England'
"Like a Royal Wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion." So say the folks at Crown Jewels, who advise their customers to "Lie back and think of England."
Or maybe not...
If you purchased a box of Royal Wedding-themed condoms and actually used them - as opposed to saving them as souvenirs - don't be surprised if a new kind of prince or princess enters your life in, oh, say nine months or so.
Crowned Jewels "condoms of distinction" may promise a "union of pleasure and style," but they also contain a disclaimer stating that they are "a novelty product and may not be suitable as a contraceptive or barrier against sexually transmitted diseases."
Anyone else foresee a British baby boom come November/December? Perhaps we should buy stock in nappies and dummies (that's diapers and pacifiers in American English).