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There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the

beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers

his private parts with a newspaper.

The little girl says, "What's under there?"

So the man answers, "A bird."

The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When

he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.



A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What

happened?"

The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach

and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."

So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go

to the beach to find any witnesses.



When they get there, they see the little girl the

man was talking about. So they ask her if she did

anything to the man.



She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but

while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a

while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest,

and smashed all its eggs.